I seriously cracked up so much at this part omg
Never not repost this.
fun fact: “nolo” is latin for “do not want” so if someone says yolo you can say nolo and they’ll think its just a stupid comeback but in all actuality you’re speaking latin which is classy as shit so haha the jokes on them
and it means “(you’re) embarrassing” in finnish so it’s double joke on them
Well thats one reason doctors have disposable needles.
You know, that and DISEASE
if I ever stop reblogging this… it’s time to delete my blog.
David Tennant you are a punny motherfucker
Each ball weighs differently, causing each one to bounce to a specific height, and when precisely placed in the dust pans and thrown down… 2013
EVERY TIME this comes up on my dash i just sit here and stare at it FOREVERRRRRrr.
Reblog while you can, the year’s almost over D:
If you even SAY the word snow Virginia shuts the fuck down
I knew this had to be Virginia. I remember how it snowed for about five minutes and all of the schools shut down
*Michiganders cackling in the distance*
*Eastern North Carolinians cackling in the distance because we do the same damn thing*
CANADIANS VIOLENTLY HISSING IN THE DISTANCE
*New Englanders twitching*
LET THE COUNTDOWN BEGIN
IT HAS STARTED
THE SLOW DECENT INTO MADNESS AS I WAIT
((Please let them not be asshole writers who fuck with the female characters and stuff PLEASE))
most annoying tumblr trends 2013!!!
- "swiggity swag"
- "do he got a booty"
- "bitch i might be"
and now, sliding into place right on time:
- "surprise bitch"
idk man tumblr’s are just having fun why do you gotta be a big bummer about something that makes people smile and laugh that’s kinda a huge asshole thing to do
I can’t even open a program to screenshot this
HE’S ALL GROWED UP
He’s 23 and he looks 16, the heck bro?
EXACTLY. AND HE VOICES FERB.
dO YOU REALIZE I GOT MY FIRST FEELS FROM THIS MAN FUCK